Here's a big ugly pile of shit for you to fap over.

Kinja'd!!! "Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
06/18/2016 at 23:53 • Filed to: None

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Cat shit bronze panther station wagon. A shitty color on the shittiest body style of a shitty platform. $2500, 78k miles. Ugly crap that I’m sure I’ll get flamed for calling ugly crap.

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DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Your boy, BJR
06/18/2016 at 23:56

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That thing is sweet, and you are very very wrong.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > shop-teacher
06/18/2016 at 23:58

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What you have is a much better platform with a better engine in a better all around car. I disagree with your wagon choices because I’m not a repressed chain smoking housewife from the ‘60s, but c’mon man.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Your boy, BJR
06/19/2016 at 00:05

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My car’s platform and engine are better, although that wagon looks like it has a lot less rust and it also seats two more people. Those wagons instead of one rear facing 3rd bench, and two sideways facing rear benches in the back. My wagon is awesome. This wagon is awesome. End of story.


Kinja'd!!! Die-Trying > shop-teacher
06/19/2016 at 00:07

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its a spectacular donor car........


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Your boy, BJR
06/19/2016 at 00:07

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A shitty car from a shitty time in the American auto industry in a shitty (literally) color.

I'll pass, thanks.


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Your boy, BJR
06/19/2016 at 00:09

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New heads and it’d be sweet.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Die-Trying
06/19/2016 at 00:09

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Hush you!


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > Your boy, BJR
06/19/2016 at 00:12

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wow - really only 78k? That’s only like 43.7 miles per year, (or something like that...)


Kinja'd!!! Die-Trying > shop-teacher
06/19/2016 at 00:15

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its got a 5.0, the good trans, a decent rear end, and a nice wide front clip..... just need a donee truck worthwhile enough to be worth the trouble......


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Your boy, BJR
06/19/2016 at 00:16

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Between this and the Caprice, it’s like America was making cars in the 90s designed in the 70s.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Die-Trying
06/19/2016 at 08:42

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It already IS a truck. It’s a truck that rides like a couch, and can either seat 10 people, or 3 people and a load of 4x8 plywood in the rain without anything getting wet. Try that in a measly pickup.


Kinja'd!!! Die-Trying > shop-teacher
06/19/2016 at 21:07

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yeah, the pics are a bit fuzzy...... i stopped counting people in the first one at 23........

everybody sit on the plywood..... everybody hold a corner of the tarp...... all dry...... not making record time though.

id RATHER resurrect something with a bit more character......

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Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Die-Trying
06/19/2016 at 21:28

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But you can’t keep them dry! And that wagon has plenty of character.

Don’t get me wrong, I love trucks too. I own both a pickup and a big wagon. But there are plenty of other dead trucks with which to save usable trucks, so hands off the cool ass wagon!


Kinja'd!!! Die-Trying > shop-teacher
06/19/2016 at 21:40

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they just each hold and edge of a large tarp........ then there won’t be “wet backs”.......

not saying THIS PARTICULAR wagon should be cut up..... the body is nice and straight, but that a wagon SIMILAR to this one, perhaps not as “nice” would have prime donable set of updated underpinnings.

we cant save/preserve them all.......


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Die-Trying
06/19/2016 at 21:42

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Well that’s different. Yeah, if it’s a rusty pile of crap, have at it. :)


Kinja'd!!! The Stig's former college room mate > Your boy, BJR
06/20/2016 at 17:23

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i need to turn this into a family truckster clone. And drop a 5.0 coyote aluminator in it. You think you hate it now. But wait til you drive it.